A Whitman's Spampler
From: traderovcf
Subject: Great Opportunity, Make Money!
An opportunity for you, maybe. But not if I can help it.
From: eScriptions
Subject: Is This Your Money?
My money's in my bank account, and you're not getting any of it.
From: EmailIncentives
Subject: Get the ''Iraq Most Wanted'' Deck of Cards!
Around my house, it's the "Least Wanted" Deck of Cards. The next time I want 52 swarthy Arab guys hanging around, I'll host a party for Eckerd's "English Language Students."
From: " Mariam Sese Seko"
Subject: BUSINESS PROPOSAL
NIGERIANS THINK WE'RE IDIOTS. (Unfortunately, they find enough actual idiots that they keep on trying.)
From: "Jodi"
Subject: I'm ready to cheat on my husband
But I'm not ready for him (or my wife) to kick the crap out of me. Besides, why do you need a web site? Go hang out at O'Malley's like everyone else.
From: "Kyle"
Subject: Look Bigger in Jeans.
God, no. I look big enough already.
From: "Your Dollar Store"
Subject: Your own dollar store in under 15 mins
Have you seen what credit card authorizations cost? If I sell things on the Internet for a dollar, I'll probably end up owing money.
From: Offers
Subject: Tired of spam?
Of course. But somehow I don't think you're part of the solution.
Subject: Great Opportunity, Make Money!
An opportunity for you, maybe. But not if I can help it.
From: eScriptions
Subject: Is This Your Money?
My money's in my bank account, and you're not getting any of it.
From: EmailIncentives
Subject: Get the ''Iraq Most Wanted'' Deck of Cards!
Around my house, it's the "Least Wanted" Deck of Cards. The next time I want 52 swarthy Arab guys hanging around, I'll host a party for Eckerd's "English Language Students."
From: " Mariam Sese Seko"
Subject: BUSINESS PROPOSAL
NIGERIANS THINK WE'RE IDIOTS. (Unfortunately, they find enough actual idiots that they keep on trying.)
From: "Jodi"
Subject: I'm ready to cheat on my husband
But I'm not ready for him (or my wife) to kick the crap out of me. Besides, why do you need a web site? Go hang out at O'Malley's like everyone else.
From: "Kyle"
Subject: Look Bigger in Jeans.
God, no. I look big enough already.
From: "Your Dollar Store"
Subject: Your own dollar store in under 15 mins
Have you seen what credit card authorizations cost? If I sell things on the Internet for a dollar, I'll probably end up owing money.
From: Offers
Subject: Tired of spam?
Of course. But somehow I don't think you're part of the solution.
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