An actual conversation we had while making chili
Christina: Tell me what to do with the onion and garlic.
Me: Chop the onion, and then I'll tell you what to do with the garlic.
Christina: As long as it's not "shove it up my ass."
Am I really so untrustworthy?
Me: Chop the onion, and then I'll tell you what to do with the garlic.
Christina: As long as it's not "shove it up my ass."
Am I really so untrustworthy?




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